Press Releases
December 11, 2002
TO MEDICAL, LIFESTYLES AND TECHNOLOGY EDITORS:
Seat Cushions That Control Flatulence ... Use New Technology;
Help Avoid Embarrassment ... and Bad Jokes
GREENVILLE, N.C., Dec. 11 /PRNewswire/ -- Today's
health conscious population is concerned about eating right and the trend
has been towards a high fiber diet. This, coupled with illnesses, medications
and alcohol, especially beer, produce record levels of flatulence.
Using proprietary filtration technology to control a similar gas (Hydrogen
Sulphide) in pulp and paper manufacturing facilities, filtration engineer
Jim Huza and his wife Sharron have come up with an answer, the GasBGon
flatulence filter-seat cushion ($19.95) available at www.gasbgon.com.
"The GasBGon cushion applies for all situations in which you would
rather be safe ... than sorry," said Sharron, who developed the idea
when taking an Internet marketing course as a class project using her
husband's expertise in the process.
Flatulence, like death and taxes, is part of life as we know it. It can
be delayed, diminished or directed but not deleted. "It may be thought
socially unacceptable, but in fact it's a sign of a healthy body and diet
for most people," said Sharron, a nursing student.
Understanding human nature, the Huzas have used a humorous approach to
introduce three limited edition designer patterns, Musical Solo, Silent
But Deadly and The Winner's Circle.
"When an outburst occurs," Jim said, "most of us squirm
and we pretend we smell nothing unusual. The less reputable among us blame
it on the dog.
The more reputable among us grin and lay the blame where it belongs ...
the exhaust fumes of digestion."
GasBGon cushions are designed as a discrete and effective solution associated
with Blazing Seat Syndrome or second hand flatulence. It is intentionally
designed with a chameleon-like ability to fit a wide range of different
operating environments without drawing undo attention. "It incorporates
a sound dampening element followed by a replaceable activated carbon material
with an equivalent surface area to that of a football field," according
to Jim.
"GasBGon," Jim said, "inserts several degrees of separation
between the person committing the act and the people within his or her
vicinity, rendering each outburst environmentally and socially acceptable
for most end users."
For information or to buy GasBGon ($19.95) go to www.gasbgon.com or call us at 252 355-8085.
Contact: James or Sharron Huza
Dairiair(sm), LLC
Tel: 252 355-8085
Email: [email protected]
SOURCE Dairiair, LLC
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